Why can't I hold all these homesexual overtones?

Tyler, 17, Whovian, Harry Potterian, Homestuckian, Supernaturalian, Batmanian, Artistian, Semi-Voice Actorian., Kind of a member of A Bad Feelingian.

My blog is dedicated to all things ass. Oh and those other things I mentioned to. And also Lady Gaga, because of reasons.

“First, distract target…Then block his blind jab, counter with cross left cheek. Discombobulate. Dazed, will attempt wild haymaker. Employ elbow block, and body shot. Block feral left, weaken right jaw, now fracture. Break cracked ribs, traumatize solar plexus, dislocate jaw entirely. Heel kick to diaphragm…In summary: ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm haemmorraging. Physical recovery: six weeks. Full psychological recovery: six months. Capacity to spit at back of head: neutralized.”

(via biggeringmyswagger)


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