February 2012
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Simetra's MapCrunch Adventure: Part 6
I wonder if St. Martins knows where the airport is.
That hell portal fucked a lot of shit up.
EVERYONE HAS SMART VAN LOVE BABY THING IN THIS PLACE.
Hello friends. I think I accidentally ran over your friend here.
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Simetra's MapCrunch Adventure: Part 5
Alright, I think I’m in an English speaking country.
FUCK
I OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL
For Sale: FIELD OF SHEEPS
ALSO FUCKING GATES
FUCK
THE FEDS
YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
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Simetra's MapCrunch Adventure: Part 4
Hey nice house you got there pal.
Look! Buildings!
CIVILIZATION!
… Kind of.
This guys car looks like a van fucked a Smart Car.
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Simetra's MapCrunch Adventure: Part 3
AH SHIT
FORK IN THE ROAD
FORK IN THE ROAD
ITS ALL OVER
IM GONNA BE LOST
OH CRUEL WOR—
Oh.
Well that’s much simpler.
Hello sheep. Could you direct me to your secret sheep airport?
“Baaaaaah”
WELL FUCK YOU TOO.
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Simetra's MapCrunch Adventure: Part 2
Ok, well at least I’m somewhere near civilization. Apparently it’s also a place where people think roads are bridges.
So I can see some buildings that way, so that’s where I’m going.
Let’s do thi—
FUCKING WOODS.
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Simetra's MapCrunch Adventure: Part 1
Alright! MapCrunch, let’s do this
-Stares at Marilyn Monroe impersonator for five minutes-
OK LETS DO THIS
I’ll be fine as long as I end up in some suburb or some—
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spacu:
drsimetra replied to your post: TO MY NEW FOLLOWERS
You’re beautiful.
D-Do you really think so!!!!!?
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The 13th GIF from the end of your folder is what...
stickyhunter:
I get Mr Egbert?
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hey everybody
loup-garoux:
thatsjustprime:
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
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in 19 followers time
stickyhunter:
I’m doing a giveaway
where I actually
SEND STUFF.
I’d probably do like 3 winners? Maybe with like 5 A4 drawings or something from 5 fandoms -shrug-
In other words, followers:
We like you as well.
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chickenwuss:
“y’know, i’m gonna reopen the flower shop.
“and i’m gonna think of you guys
“every. single. day. monday through friday.
“nine to five.
“saturday til two.
“sunday…. i’m gonna take sunday off probably….
“maybe i’ll go in for a couple hours though—
“AUGUST.
“i’m gonna take august.”
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loup-garoux:
the next time i see Benedict Cumberbutts and/or Martin Freeman untagged on my dash i am going to flip my shit all over this goddamn website
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